CBC News: Harper says he's finished with Ottawa press corps
By Billy Bob
CBC News: Harper says he's finished with Ottawa press corps
Stephen Harper, or as he's fondly known around these parts, Prime Minister Douchebag, has decided that he doesn't like reporters, and will no longer answer journalist questions.
Good for you, Prime Minister Douchebag. I mean, reporters are really the lowest form of entertainment. Who needs to know what's going on behind the scenes on Parliament Hill? I, as a Canadian and an advocate of freedom and democracy, believe the the press should not be able to ask real questions about Kyoto, or equalization, or national security. They should really hit the hard hitting issues, like the brand of make-up you use, or where you store Peter MacKay when he's not out in public.
The fact is, the liberal media has gone too far. Just look at the United States, where freedom from the truth and liberty of the powerful is in danger because reporters actually have the audacity to search for the truth! Can you imagine Canada becoming such a cesspool of scrutiny? I for one, think it's time we stifle free press. After all, what good has ever come out of knowledge?
Just think, if we didn't have reporters, Canadian never would have heard about the Sponsorship Scandal. I don't know about you, but that's a world I would like to live in.
Stephen Harper, or as he's fondly known around these parts, Prime Minister Douchebag, has decided that he doesn't like reporters, and will no longer answer journalist questions.
Good for you, Prime Minister Douchebag. I mean, reporters are really the lowest form of entertainment. Who needs to know what's going on behind the scenes on Parliament Hill? I, as a Canadian and an advocate of freedom and democracy, believe the the press should not be able to ask real questions about Kyoto, or equalization, or national security. They should really hit the hard hitting issues, like the brand of make-up you use, or where you store Peter MacKay when he's not out in public.
The fact is, the liberal media has gone too far. Just look at the United States, where freedom from the truth and liberty of the powerful is in danger because reporters actually have the audacity to search for the truth! Can you imagine Canada becoming such a cesspool of scrutiny? I for one, think it's time we stifle free press. After all, what good has ever come out of knowledge?
Just think, if we didn't have reporters, Canadian never would have heard about the Sponsorship Scandal. I don't know about you, but that's a world I would like to live in.
