Well now, isn't that quaint. Lil Brokeback Jeff thinks he can just up and quit this blog. Well Brokeback, think again.

Just like the two gay cowboys in Brokeback Mountain, it's as impossible for you to quit 3dg as it is for that gay cowboy to quit that other gay cowboy (What the hell? Two gay cowboys! Now yer jus talkin crazy!)

The scene plays out something like this:

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[CUE THE MUZZZAK]

Brokebackette: Do you know somebody named 3dg?

Brokeback: We's was fishin buddies.

3dg: You know it could be like dis, like dis always.

Brokeback: It's nobody's biddness but ours.

3dg: I'm from the future. I came here in a time machine that you invented.

Brokeback: I wish I could quit you.

3dg: Yeah, well you can't. Get back on that typewriter, monkey!

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You see, Brokeback, you can't quit because you never had the choice. You was enlisted, boy! Now, post something hilarious, or else...